1. An Ode to Intuit (AKA Psalm 1040)


    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the IRS,
    I will fear no audit: For thou art with me;
    Thy accountants and thy lawyers, they comfort me.
    Thou preparest my taxes before me in the presence of mine poor bookkeeping;
    Thou annointest my head with peace; My return runneth over.

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  2. Crustationary — Notes written on the backs of shrimp and crabs.

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  3. Being sick is a little like extortion.
    “Nice place you got here. Shame if it caught on fire.”
    Becomes
    “well, I could come in to work if you want me to. I’d hate to make everyone sick”.
    – My Boss

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  4. Giraffe made from a toilet paper roll.

    Giraffe made from a toilet paper roll.

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  5. I don’t need to control my temper, I just need people to stop ticking me off…
    – Red Green

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  6. One of the horde of Spider Mites that’s trying to kill my banana plant.

    One of the horde of Spider Mites that’s trying to kill my banana plant.

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  7. I can’t drive without a horn. How would the other driver’s know what they are doing wrong?
    – Red Green

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  8. Close up of metal filings from a soup can.

    Close up of metal filings from a soup can.

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  9. Cave kid painting.

    Cave kid painting.

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